1 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,140 Ensign Glove! 2 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,210 Yes, captain? 3 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:46,130 Bring those bridge keys! We can't open this door because you have the keys. 4 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:52,160 Oh..wait Failix comes with "the keys" but come here anyway because your shift begins soon. 5 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 (wrong deck) 6 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,700 Must be a wrong deck 7 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Nice jugs 8 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Captain 9 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,000 I think you have too much explosives. 10 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,500 Well, that blowtorch of yours wasn't so effective either. 11 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,500 But we are quite close to outer wall 12 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,500 So? Here it goes. 13 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,000 Shouldn't we move away? 14 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,200 Oh...RUN! 15 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,000 Captain? 16 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,200 Oh Tuesday! Where is the bridge? 17 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,400 I think we just blew it up 18 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:10,000 If someone asks something about this, we were attacked by a plingon birdie and they hit the bridge during a ping-pong tournament. OK? 19 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Captain! 20 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,250 What?! 21 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:16,800 I'm on deck 9 I think and there is another bridge in here. 22 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,200 Oh good. The last one was destroyed by the plingons, right guys? 23 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,800 STAR WRECK ASSKICKER 1½ 24 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,600 STAR WRECK ASSKICKER1½: SHITLOAD 25 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Captain's scribbling, moondate blööblaabluuu...well, Asskicker has been repaired after the little plingon visit that ensign Glove organised for us. 26 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:50,800 But I think that headquarters didn't like it because now we are transporting garbage near the Romulan border. Computer, end scribbling. 27 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,400 We have arrived to the station 28 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,600 Hail them. 29 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,000 Connecting... 30 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,600 What the hell do you want this time? 31 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,200 Well, we have some garbage for you. 32 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,600 Eat shit, Licard! 33 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,200 But admiral... 34 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,850 P-fleet out 35 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,500 Connection closed 36 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,400 Apparently, we must wait. 37 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:26,350 Don't be crazy....what if we hide that garbage? 38 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,600 But captain I don't think that's a good idea 39 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,400 Mr File -Yes? 40 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,800 Shut up. Where is...the closest P-fleet border? 41 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,600 We are near the Romuclan border. 42 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:43,200 Perfect. Ensign Glove, set course for Romuclan border 43 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,880 Yes, sir. 44 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,800 We are now between P-fleet and Romuclan space 45 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,200 Ok...Mr File, prepare to release the freighter 46 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:11,280 But that garbage will likely go to the Romuclan territory 47 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,920 Just release it 48 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,480 Sucking beam deactivated 49 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,600 Another job well done and no one will know about this. 50 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:33,300 Now we can return to that planet..hmm..that planet..anyway they have a new freighter waiting. 51 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,700 Ensign Glove, set course for...well that planet. 52 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,880 You mean Andar 2? 53 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,480 Yes. Glove, set course. 54 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,020 Where to? 55 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,020 Mmm..Andar 2 perhaps? 56 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Yes, sir. 57 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,600 Do you sleep often here on the bridge? 58 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:53,320 Maybe, unless there are often running pink lamas in here 59 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,800 New freighter is ready for transport 60 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:04,720 Then set course for that waste statio....on the other hand, set course for where we dumbed the last one 61 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:09,320 Captain! This shipment is very dangerous. We shouldn't dumb this one. 62 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,920 Glove, set course 63 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,320 Yes, sir. 64 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:21,020 Don't worry, Mr File. I doubt that no on has found the last one..after all it would be highly unlikely 65 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,400 Dissolute pepper everywhere!