{955}{1003}Ensign Glove!
{1003}{1055}Yes, captain?
{1055}{1153}Bring those bridge keys! We can't open this door because you have the keys.
{1153}{1304}Oh..wait Failix comes with "the keys" but come here anyway because your shift begins soon.
{1775}{1825}(wrong deck)
{1825}{1917}Must be a wrong deck
{1950}{2025}Nice jugs
{2450}{2475}Captain
{2487}{2550}I think you have too much explosives.
{2550}{2637}Well, that blowtorch of yours wasn't so effective either.
{2637}{2687}But we are quite close to outer wall
{2687}{2737}So? Here it goes.
{2737}{2800}Shouldn't we move away?
{2800}{2830}Oh...RUN!
{2917}{2950}Captain?
{2950}{3005}Oh Tuesday! Where is the bridge?
{3005}{3060}I think we just blew it up
{3060}{3250}If someone asks something about this, we were attacked by a plingon birdie and they hit the bridge during a ping-pong tournament. OK?
{3250}{3275}Captain!
{3275}{3306}What?!
{3306}{3420}I'm on deck 9 I think and there is another bridge in here.
{3420}{3505}Oh good. The last one was destroyed by the plingons, right guys?
{3920}{4020}STAR WRECK ASSKICKER 1½
{4020}{4115}STAR WRECK ASSKICKER1½: SHITLOAD
{5275}{5562}Captain's scribbling, moondate blööblaabluuu...well, Asskicker has been repaired after the little plingon visit that ensign Glove organised for  | us.
{5562}{5770}But I think that headquarters didn't like it because now we are transporting garbage near the Romulan border. Computer, end scribbling.
{5912}{5960}We have arrived to the station
{5960}{5990}Hail them.
{5995}{6075}Connecting...
{6075}{6140}What the hell do you want this time?
{6140}{6205}Well, we have some garbage for you.
{6205}{6265}Eat shit, Licard!
{6265}{6305}But admiral...
{6305}{6346}P-fleet out
{6355}{6437}Connection closed
{6455}{6510}Apparently, we must wait.
{6510}{6658}Don't be crazy....what if we hide that garbage?
{6658}{6740}But captain I don't think that's a good idea
{6740}{6785}Mr File -Yes?
{6785}{6895}Shut up.  Where is...the closest P-fleet border?
{6895}{6965}We are near the Romuclan border.
{6965}{7080}Perfect. Ensign Glove, set course for Romuclan border
{7090}{7147}Yes, sir.
{7500}{7595}We are now between P-fleet and Romuclan space
{7595}{7680}Ok...Mr File, prepare to release the freighter
{7680}{7782}But that garbage will likely go to the Romuclan territory
{7782}{7823}Just release it
{7848}{7912}Sucking beam deactivated
{8114}{8215}Another job well done and no one will know about this.
{8215}{8332}Now we can return to that planet..hmm..that planet..anyway they have a new freighter waiting.
{8332}{8392}Ensign Glove, set course for...well that planet.
{8392}{8447}You mean Andar 2?
{8447}{8512}Yes. Glove, set course.
{8512}{8550}Where to?
{8550}{8600}Mmm..Andar 2 perhaps?
{8608}{8658}Yes, sir.
{8658}{8715}Do you sleep often here on the bridge?
{8715}{8833}Maybe, unless there are often running pink lamas in here
{9970}{10020}New freighter is ready for transport
{10450}{10618}Then set course for that waste statio....on the other hand, set course for where we dumbed the last one
{10618}{10733}Captain! This shipment is very dangerous. We shouldn't dumb this one.
{10733}{10798}Glove, set course
{10798}{10858}Yes, sir.
{10858}{11025}Don't worry, Mr File. I doubt that no on has found the last one..after all it would be highly unlikely
{11315}{11410}Dissolute pepper everywhere!