1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I'm receiving broadcast from somewhere to all ships in this sector. 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Honorable Plingons and spies. In two days the gate will be finished and we can make a devastating attack against P-fleet. And they can't do anything! Hah hah haa! 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:40,000 When P-fleet has fallen, we can use the gate to attack all the other races! In two days the conquest of the galaxy shall begin! Hahhahahaaa! 4 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Oh my..they have big plans. 5 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 We must get back to P-fleet and contact the admiral. 6 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Mr. Glove, set a course back to P-fleet space through that nebula. 7 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Aye, aye, sir! 8 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,500 We are in P-fleet space. 9 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,500 Contact the admiral, then. 10 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 P-fleet's official sex service. How may I serve? 11 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Sorry, captain! Someone has remove the P-fleet emergency number from the speed dial. 12 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 What the hell do you want this time? 13 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:35,500 Mission accomplished, admiral! We found out what they are building. It's a gate of some kind, allowing travel to anywhere in this galaxy or universe. 14 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:41,500 We don't know that for sure, but the energy readings were huge. 15 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:47,000 The gate will be operational in two days and their first target is P-fleet. 16 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Jerk off! That's impossible! 17 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 It seems that this is very real. 18 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Damn! I'll gather as many ships as I can, but you can drag your ass back to that gate and spy on the Plingons. 19 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 And...oh...I'll send the coordinates of the fleet staging point. 20 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Ok, admiral, sir! 21 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Good. P-fleet out. 22 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Oh shit...Mr. Glove, set the course back to the gate. 23 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Aye, aye, sir! 24 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,500 We have arrived at the gate. 25 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,000 Good. When will it be activated? 26 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Because of Mr. Glove's good sense of direction, we arrived five hours before the activation. 27 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Well, I'm going to sleep. Wake me up five minutes before the activation. 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Ok, dork...I mean, captain. 29 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 What? 30 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Captain, the gate will be activated in five minutes. 31 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,500 I'll be there in a minute. 32 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,500 Ok, what's the situation? 33 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,000 The start-up sequence has begun. 34 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:06,500 The gate is generating some kind of distortions. All of the Plingon ships have lost power in their deflector plates. 35 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,000 So? That's only good for us. 36 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Wait a minute...something is coming from the gate...weird ships. 37 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Where are they coming from? Put them on the main telly. 38 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 The Plingons have detected the ships and are approaching the gate. 39 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 The Plingons destroyed all of the new ships expect one. 40 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 But anyone can destroy one little ship. 41 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Maybe...but it seems that more of those ships are coming from the gate. 42 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:55,000 The gate shut down. Those new ships are communicating. I'll try to capture their messages. 43 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Damn those green ships were easy. Open the gate and call for reinforcements. 44 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 We can't. The gate must recharge for 23.2319 hours. 45 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Oh...that's all right. Then we will get reinforcements and this galaxy shall be ours. May the power be with you! 46 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh well. The Plingons will take care of those clowns in a couple of hours. 47 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,500 Plingon super-heavy-battlecruiser is de-stashing. 48 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,000 That's what I'm talking about. 49 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:34,000 It stopped. They're hailing those new ships. I'll try to intercept their messages. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:46,500 Plingons hailing new ships. We wish to form an alliance with you. Even though you are strong, you still haven't got many ships in this galaxy. Together we could rule this galaxy! So what do you say? 51 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:51,500 We agree. Could you send reinforcements, if someone attacks the gate? 52 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:56,000 Nobody knows about this place and reinforcements will arrive in 32 hours. 53 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 And I guarantee that you will not be disappointed by them... 54 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Plingons will save the day? 55 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:25,000 How the hell could I have known this? Mr. Glove, set course to the coordinates the admiral gave us and remember to go through the nebula. 56 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Aye, aye, sir! 57 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 P-fleet's armada - 19h to deadline. 58 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 We are being hailed. 59 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,500 Put it on the main telly. 60 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,500 Licard, situation report! 61 00:06:55,500 --> 00:07:01,000 The gate didn't work as it was supposed to. A small fleet of unknown ships came through the gate and destroyed every plingon ship. 62 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,000 But Plingons have gotten reinforcements and are now allied with the newcomers. Now they are planning to conquer the galaxy together. 63 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:12,500 Damn! Let's attack with all of our ships and kick their asses back to...where they came from. 64 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,000 We can't, admiral. 65 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 And why not, tin can? 66 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,500 Because that gate has very strong deflector plates and our weapons would be useless against it. 67 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,000 In that case...what should we do? 68 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:28,500 We must wait until the gate opens again and attack then, because the gate needs all of its power to form a stable wormhole. 69 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:35,000 We'll go there stashed to monitor the gate. You must attack 30 minutes before the gate opens. 70 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Hey, that might even work. If we survive this, you will get a transfer to my personal cruiser. 71 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 File serves this ship and he stays... 72 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,500 Shole out. 73 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:48,500 Shit, the admiral is annoying. Mr. Glove, set a course. 74 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,000 Where to? 75 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Uhm...to Vixeria 2, of course! 76 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Oh, there. Do you want to go through the nebula? 77 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Yes...hey, Mr. File. They can detect any ship that goes over the border, right? 78 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,500 Yes, no matter if we are stashed or not. 79 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:10,000 In that case. Mr. Glove, set course to Vixeria 2, but set it so we go under the border. 80 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Course plotted. 81 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Engage! 82 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Captain's scribbling. One hour until activation. This may be my last scribbling because Mr. File said that the explosion of the gate will be very big. We didn't tell this to the admiral, hehee. 83 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:35,000 But the chief engineer is already doing some modifications to our engines, and Mr. File is doing modifications to our normal lightballs... 84 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,000 ...because he thinks that they don't have enough power to destroy the gate. 85 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Those lightballs have been good for any task until now. He just thinks that he's smart. 86 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:54,000 But he promised to make three special lightballs, just in case we miss. With Mr. File's skill we will need at least 20 lightballs. Computer, stop recording. 87 00:08:54,500 --> 00:09:00,000 Special lightballs are ready and the chief engineer said that our engines are ready. 88 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Good. What about the admiral's armada? 89 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 They are approaching in attack formation. The enemy have noticed the fleet and are moving away from the gate. 90 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:33,000 The ships guarding the gate are already quite far from the gate. Only a few ships are guarding the gate now. 91 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But my sound card is not working. My autorepair system will repair...the admiral's ships have engaged the unknown ships. 92 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,000 The admiral's ships are outgunned and the admiral or his escorts aren't showing on my scanners. 93 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I knew it! That bastard didn't have the guts to come here. He is somewhere taking a shit.... 94 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Wait a minute...a new ship is de-stashing...it's the admiral's ship! 95 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 And he said that P-fleet hasn't got stashing devices. 96 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,500 It seems that everything is going as planned. 97 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:47,500 The gate is ready in 10 minutes. Hmmm...the stashing device isn't working properly. 98 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 The enemy has spotted us. 99 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:15,500 Damn! De-stash the ship, activate deflector plates, charge twinklers and load lightball tubes. How far are we from the gate? 100 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500 Too far. 101 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:22,000 Ok...let's join the game. Mr. Glove, evasive maneuvers and Mr. File...Fire at will! 102 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,500 Our aft deflector plates are taking multiple hits. 103 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,000 Switch to lightballs. 104 00:11:54,500 --> 00:12:00,000 We got the fighter but that cruiser is still following us. Their deflector plate generator overloaded but... 105 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,000 ...they transferred the power to weapons and they're firing at us. Aft deflector plates are down to 56 percent power. 106 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 What are you waiting for, then? Use those lightballs! 107 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,000 The cruiser has been destroyed. 108 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,500 Captain, I'm reading multiple missiles closing fast. 109 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:36,000 What crap are they using? We haven't used missiles since we got lightballs. 110 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 These aren't "old crap missiles". I'm reading antimaterial warheads. 111 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Oh shit. Mr. Glove, make your best evasive maneuvers and Mr. File, destroy every ship that has missiles. 112 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I got the fighters. 113 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,500 Good. How is the admilar doing? 114 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,000 Not good. His ship has problems. 115 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,000 When is the gate ready for activation? 116 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:38,000 In minutes. I'm still reading one ship. It's not attacking because it's a medical carrier. 117 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 What? Lock all weapons to it and fire! 118 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000 But it's a medical carrier! 119 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,800 Fire! 120 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,500 That was too easy... 121 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,000 Congratulations. You just destroyed their medical carrier. Whadda hero! 122 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Oops...what about the gate? 123 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 It's transferring power. 124 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,500 Load lightball tube number 5 with a special lightball and fire! 125 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,000 But we can't fire with aft lightball tube forward. 126 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh...load number 1 then and fire! 127 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:23,000 Mr. File, you're too good for this ship. Load special lightball number 2 and fire! Oh, and target the gate. 128 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Ok. 129 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 And then, Mr. Glove, maximum shove power. 130 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,500 Aye, aye, sir! 131 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Captain, that lightball was a dud. 132 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 You're so good. Load special lightball number three and fire. 133 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,800 That isn't necessary. That lightball jammed the main energy focuser and directed it against the gate. 134 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,500 The gate's energy and heat readings are rising fast. I recommend that we leave now. 135 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,000 Mr. Glove, increase speed! 136 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,500 But, captain, that would increase the possibility of an accident! 137 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,600 Increase speed! 138 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,500 We are at a safe distance. 139 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:20,000 Mr. Glove, stop the ship and Mr. File, scan Vixeria 2. 140 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Weird...I can't confirm Vixeria 2's existence. 141 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,100 What do you mean? 142 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:28,500 In other words, the whole planet blew up. 143 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:33,000 Oh...WHAT? The whole planet? What about the admiral's armada? 144 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,500 Scanning...I'm receiving a weak transmission. 145 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,600 Hi admiral. You are still alive. How did the battle go? 146 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,500 The gate explosion destroyed all ships expect mine. I'm com... 147 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,500 What happened? 148 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,500 There was an interruption in the admiral's transmission. 149 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,500 Hehe, the admiral suffers from communicatus interruptus... 150 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,500 I mean his ship was probably destroyed. 151 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,900 Oh yeah! Then everything is fine. Mr. Glove, set course. Let's make sure that he is dead. 152 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,500 Aye, aye, sir! 153 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:13,000 We have arrived at the admiral's last known coordinates. 154 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,300 Scan the area. 155 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:19,500 I'm not reading anything...wait a minute...a Plingon super-heavy battlecruiser is de-stashing! 156 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,900 Fire all weapons! 157 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,900 Minor damage to engines and deck 9. 158 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,400 Mr. Glove, evasive maneuvers! 159 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,500 Damn you, Glove! You can't get bonuses by collecting lightballs! 160 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,600 I can't? 161 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,100 Plasma conduit exploded on deck 12. Shove engines lost power. 162 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,400 Do those aft lightball tubes still work? 163 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,000 Yes. But we have only one lightball left. 164 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Fire! 165 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:55,300 We lost main power, decks 14-17 were destroyed, halludecks are offline, zoo lost life support and the dining room was destroyed. 166 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,600 What if we lick their boots like hell? Maybe they'd let us go? 167 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,600 I doubt that they would. They want to destroy the P-fleet. 168 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,500 Oh...wait a minute! 169 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:13,000 Mr. File said that he's going to make three special lightballs just in case that we miss. 170 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Do we have still have one special lightball left? 171 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Yes. 172 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Can we launch it? 173 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:23,300 Perhaps it's possible to launch one if we transfer power from the life support system of decks 4-9. 174 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,000 Make it so and fire! 175 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,500 Now, when we are victorius again, shall we go to the space station? 176 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,500 We can't...the twistcore is going to rupture in a couple of minutes. 177 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,000 Dump it to space. 178 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,600 Dumping system is offline. 179 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:55,000 Hmm...that sounds familiar. There's only one thing to be done. 180 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,500 The captain going down with his ship? 181 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:02,000 No. Computer, run program "Licard - shit happens 5b". 182 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,500 Mr. Glove, fly us out. 183 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500 Aye, aye, sir! 184 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 When did you have time to do that program? 185 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:47,800 When we were at Space Station 13 for two months because the ship was in pieces. I just thought this day would come sooner or later and decided to make a little emergency program... 186 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,000 But Mr. Glove, set course to spacestation 13. 187 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Aye, aye, sir! 188 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,000 Mr. Glove... 189 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,300 Mr. Glove... 190 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,200 Mr. Glove! 191 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:59,000 What? Where are we? Where did that meerkat disappear? 192 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,700 Oh shit! Have you been sleeping all the time? 193 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:07,200 I fell asleep ten minutes after the Vixeria system. 194 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,000 But that was nine hours ago!